QLC Warnings: Salary

Anxiety about not getting a raise is an early warning sign of a quarter life crisis.  One can hope for sympathy anxiety from parents, roommates, and your credit card company who are all just as worried that without this raise you will...

• never leave home
• not be able to pay rent after you finally left your parents' home
• not be able to pay your bills after charging every item since you used all of your money for rent

At the age of 25, everyone should start demanding raises cause hell, we've been working for a whole three years, we deserve it!