That B*tch: Fashion Bloggers

My google "reader" is probably 80% fashion blogs.  The title "reader" implies that I actually read things, but I really prefer to quickly scroll through photos and pretend to be disgusted by every item that costs more than $50.  Honestly, I can only afford things under $50, so I get confused as to how people are able to afford anything more. 

One of my favorite things to think about is "I'll know I've made it when I..." Answers include: "Buy all of my make up at Sephora" "Go to a store to buy sunglasses not a flea market" "Buy a new car instead of a used one that hates going up hills"  Moral of the story: My life goal is to be able to buy nice things.  Having a happy family?  Sure that's a priority - I don't know that I'll have "made it" by having a husband and kids though.  Instead, they will be the leeches that suck my "made it" money dry.

I dream of having cutie pie outfits daily that are worth documenting.  In fact, they're worth documenting for my doting boyfriend/husband.  For realz!  Ever check out the FAQs on a fashion blog?  Everyone says, "Oh yeah, my boyfriend takes all of my photos."  Doesn't your boyfriend have something better to do?  Some sports to watch?  I don't know any man who would tolerate the phrase "What if it's bad?  Just take a few more."  Surely my complaints of lion hair would drive away any boyfriend by post three.

Also, the key to having daily posts is that you're wearing something different EVERY DAY.

1. Where do you find a closet/dresser big enough to house all those clothes?  Surely not in the city. 
2. Where do you find the money to pay for all of those clothes?  Surely not on a non profit salary.
3. Okay, the clothing is one thing, but all that jewelry and matchy matchy (or purposefuly not matching) nail polish!

Those b*tches.