Those B*tches: The Girls Obsession

It has to be said - Those who are experiencing a quarter life crisis inevitably love the show Girls because the characters are also dealing with the same BS.  Case closed.

Problems I have with Girls:

1. It's on HBO.  I am not made of money therefore I don't have HBO.  In fact pretty much everyone I know that watches the show is stealing an HBO subscription from a parent or wealthier friend in order to tune in.
2. That blonde friend of hers with the accent.  Every time she speaks I want her to stop.  Same goes for her playing the same character in Tiny Furniture (aka the movie version of Girls).
3. Likewise, I wish Lena Dunham's tattoos didn't exist.  Each time they are shown on screen, I am horrified by the thought that some friend of hers did each tattoo painfully with an unsterilized needle.
4. I'm confused as to why we're having our mind blown by the discomfort that is your twenties.  (Mirror moment - My mishaps are for your reading pleasure.  Is that the same experience as watching Girls?)
5. It really lights my fire that Lena Dunham, the show's creator was handselected by Nora Ephron for friendship.  WTF? The brains behind When Harry Met Sally loved the brains behind Tiny Furniture?  That's just not right.

That show.  Those B*tches.